Pron - soft core that is
Yes I purposely spelled that first word wrong - that's all I need is to get slammed by a bunch of 'sex seeking' idiots...
I was up late last night (Saturday) for some reason - don't ask me why...sometimes I simply can't sleep.
So I was flipping thrugh the crap on TV (unfortunately we have cable in this house and my son does a lot of TV watching) - and on one of the HBO channels there was some late night soft-core programming, and I guess it was meant to appeal more to women than men...it was vignettes of various sexual encounters. It was vapid and ridiculous. First of all who the fuck (no pun intended) seriously expects anyone to believe these scenarios - I mean the women are all air-brushed looking, they all had (huge)fake tits and they all seem to 'WANT TO' complain about the fact that the men they engaged in these acts with were willing screw anything wearing a skirt but then they participate gladly with said men?!?!?!? I mean it's like: "Gee we just met - but hey let's have hours of sex (oh and by the way we are going to always use the same three positions over and over - just like I did with that other chick last nite)" I mean do people really do this stuff??? For real????? Wow am I missing out or what??? Oh, and no one ever makes any loud orgasmic sounds it's just the same mind-numbing soft music in the background and soft little doe-eyed moans I mean WTF???? (again no pun intended). And of course there's no mention at all of condom use so I was assuming that this was all unprotected intercourse.
You know what - shit like this insults my intelligence - I'd rather see hard-core ANYTHING - I mean I'd rather see someone doing it with a dog or a horse vs this crap....
I still (to this day) think the best stuff out there was Zalman King's 'Red Shoe Diaries'...they were smart, erotic and appealing to both men and women - or maybe it was just me - but I thought it was very well done....
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Rant over - back to your regular programming.
I was up late last night (Saturday) for some reason - don't ask me why...sometimes I simply can't sleep.
So I was flipping thrugh the crap on TV (unfortunately we have cable in this house and my son does a lot of TV watching) - and on one of the HBO channels there was some late night soft-core programming, and I guess it was meant to appeal more to women than men...it was vignettes of various sexual encounters. It was vapid and ridiculous. First of all who the fuck (no pun intended) seriously expects anyone to believe these scenarios - I mean the women are all air-brushed looking, they all had (huge)fake tits and they all seem to 'WANT TO' complain about the fact that the men they engaged in these acts with were willing screw anything wearing a skirt but then they participate gladly with said men?!?!?!? I mean it's like: "Gee we just met - but hey let's have hours of sex (oh and by the way we are going to always use the same three positions over and over - just like I did with that other chick last nite)" I mean do people really do this stuff??? For real????? Wow am I missing out or what??? Oh, and no one ever makes any loud orgasmic sounds it's just the same mind-numbing soft music in the background and soft little doe-eyed moans I mean WTF???? (again no pun intended). And of course there's no mention at all of condom use so I was assuming that this was all unprotected intercourse.
You know what - shit like this insults my intelligence - I'd rather see hard-core ANYTHING - I mean I'd rather see someone doing it with a dog or a horse vs this crap....
I still (to this day) think the best stuff out there was Zalman King's 'Red Shoe Diaries'...they were smart, erotic and appealing to both men and women - or maybe it was just me - but I thought it was very well done....
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Rant over - back to your regular programming.
posted by Colette at 9:56 PM
1 Comments:
I mean I'd rather see someone doing it with a dog or a horse vs this crap
LOL .. no i dont think you want to see this at all .. LOL
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