'What you gonna do in those shoes?'
...or thong, or g-string...
Yes indeed kids things have taken a turn for the seedy here on DOCG.
Say it with me now...
SEX
There. Didn't that feel good?
You all know how things have been with me (and almost every other 'single' person or married person looking to cheat) and those 'dating sites'. Well I should not include married people looking to cheat because they actually would be able to probably find easy access to naughtiness on-line.
I had been a member of several sites; like 'Match.com' and 'True' well apparently one of the sites recently 'signed me up' unbeknownst to me for another site called 'Wealthymen.com'
STAY OFF THIS SITE!
Why? Cause most of the guys on there are not necessarily 'wealthy' and they all write in broken English - and you can smell a scam BIG TIME - I mean it's so blatant it isn't funny.
I actually had one of them get so angry when I pointed out how odd it was that MOST of the guys on the site seemed like foreigners and I was wondering if I should report the site that he THREATENED TO KILL ME AND MY KIDS! Now, my real name, my address, my e-mail etc isn't on this site...but still it was pretty scary - oh and by the way there is NO Admin to report it to - therefore I wrote all the girls in Ohio on the site warning them about this guy - you would not believe the responses I got back - one of them told me she was scammed for $5,000. Another suggested I report it to the FBI - what there's a division of the FBI that works on dating sites? Um OK. Perhaps, if I was stupid enough to lose money to one of those creeps...
You know the title of this post comes from the Eagle's song 'Those Shoes' which talks about the singles bar scene and how things were I am gathering during the nights of disco and drunken revelry a la 'Club 54' days...
My question is - I want to know why then and even now, we are so desperate. What is there to be desperate about? Sure, I am lonely. Sure I'd like to find a nice guy to date. But if it doesn't happen that does not mean I am going to sleep with just anyone. I don't do one night stands. Period. I have had exactly ONE one-night-stand in my life and it left me feeling so tainted and so dirty that I swore never again.
What's been happening with me on these sites is more about an experiment in social interaction/the psychology of the ritual mating dance, a voyeuristic romp through a bizarre, sexually charged atmosphere. And most days it leaves me cold.
For instance, I recently decided to check out 'Adult Friend Finder' I mean the term subtle never seems to cross anyone's mind there. I have never been e-mailed so many pictures of men's penises. Ugh! (Yeah OK go ahead and laugh I deserve it - what WAS I expecting anyways - OH and for those keeping scorecards or playing the home version of this game - my ex had a profile on there stating he was bisexual and single and of course it was from when we were married. BIG SURPRISE THERE.) I am at once reminded of the comment made by one of my heroes Bill Maher about how we rant and rave and scream in this country, complaining about how our privacy is being invaded and how our internet 'rights' are being compromised and yet we are more than willing to plaster pictures of our 'naughty bits' all over the internet or invite people to watch us masturbate all over our webcams. What the fuck (exactly) is the matter with us???? ARE were really that desperate? And what ARE we gonna do in those shoes.
I hope you all realise as I write this that I am laughing my ass off....mainly cause otherwise it's so pathetic I should be crying.
What I did on the site was apparently 'avant guarde' by stating that I was not interested in getting pictures of men's anatomy unless 'that's the ONLY picture you have, and I sure hope not'. Further, I stated that the biggest 'sex organ' in the body is not located below the waist.
I must have rattled some cages, because I received more than 60 responses. Of course most of them I was not interested in in the least. But who knows...perhaps there's a diamond in the rough out there. It's still all rather fascinating - what with the death threats and all I kind of feel like 'Secret Agent Man(Woman)' should be playing in the background....
*wink*
^_^
Yes indeed kids things have taken a turn for the seedy here on DOCG.
Say it with me now...
SEX
There. Didn't that feel good?
You all know how things have been with me (and almost every other 'single' person or married person looking to cheat) and those 'dating sites'. Well I should not include married people looking to cheat because they actually would be able to probably find easy access to naughtiness on-line.
I had been a member of several sites; like 'Match.com' and 'True' well apparently one of the sites recently 'signed me up' unbeknownst to me for another site called 'Wealthymen.com'
STAY OFF THIS SITE!
Why? Cause most of the guys on there are not necessarily 'wealthy' and they all write in broken English - and you can smell a scam BIG TIME - I mean it's so blatant it isn't funny.
I actually had one of them get so angry when I pointed out how odd it was that MOST of the guys on the site seemed like foreigners and I was wondering if I should report the site that he THREATENED TO KILL ME AND MY KIDS! Now, my real name, my address, my e-mail etc isn't on this site...but still it was pretty scary - oh and by the way there is NO Admin to report it to - therefore I wrote all the girls in Ohio on the site warning them about this guy - you would not believe the responses I got back - one of them told me she was scammed for $5,000. Another suggested I report it to the FBI - what there's a division of the FBI that works on dating sites? Um OK. Perhaps, if I was stupid enough to lose money to one of those creeps...
You know the title of this post comes from the Eagle's song 'Those Shoes' which talks about the singles bar scene and how things were I am gathering during the nights of disco and drunken revelry a la 'Club 54' days...
My question is - I want to know why then and even now, we are so desperate. What is there to be desperate about? Sure, I am lonely. Sure I'd like to find a nice guy to date. But if it doesn't happen that does not mean I am going to sleep with just anyone. I don't do one night stands. Period. I have had exactly ONE one-night-stand in my life and it left me feeling so tainted and so dirty that I swore never again.
What's been happening with me on these sites is more about an experiment in social interaction/the psychology of the ritual mating dance, a voyeuristic romp through a bizarre, sexually charged atmosphere. And most days it leaves me cold.
For instance, I recently decided to check out 'Adult Friend Finder' I mean the term subtle never seems to cross anyone's mind there. I have never been e-mailed so many pictures of men's penises. Ugh! (Yeah OK go ahead and laugh I deserve it - what WAS I expecting anyways - OH and for those keeping scorecards or playing the home version of this game - my ex had a profile on there stating he was bisexual and single and of course it was from when we were married. BIG SURPRISE THERE.) I am at once reminded of the comment made by one of my heroes Bill Maher about how we rant and rave and scream in this country, complaining about how our privacy is being invaded and how our internet 'rights' are being compromised and yet we are more than willing to plaster pictures of our 'naughty bits' all over the internet or invite people to watch us masturbate all over our webcams. What the fuck (exactly) is the matter with us???? ARE were really that desperate? And what ARE we gonna do in those shoes.
I hope you all realise as I write this that I am laughing my ass off....mainly cause otherwise it's so pathetic I should be crying.
What I did on the site was apparently 'avant guarde' by stating that I was not interested in getting pictures of men's anatomy unless 'that's the ONLY picture you have, and I sure hope not'. Further, I stated that the biggest 'sex organ' in the body is not located below the waist.
I must have rattled some cages, because I received more than 60 responses. Of course most of them I was not interested in in the least. But who knows...perhaps there's a diamond in the rough out there. It's still all rather fascinating - what with the death threats and all I kind of feel like 'Secret Agent Man(Woman)' should be playing in the background....
*wink*
^_^
posted by Colette at 6:56 AM
2 Comments:
Have you tried Millionairematch.com? It's said it's the best place to meet your true love and romance. A friend told me that he found his wife on this dating site.
To vivian25
*snorts*
Um...yeah - you are so like almost last year ago - have you read anymore of my blog...or are you a 'bot'
And let me guess your friend was a millionaire looking for some arm candy? Or a giggilo looking to be kept?
I could care less about rich men - I never did care about the money....and all of those site are crap as far as I am concerned....
But I am blissfully in love and engaged and quite content - thanks anyway.
Colette
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