Sex...and the city...re-visited (well kind of)
This is a sorta/kinda dating (but not dating rant) - I mean WTF????
This morning while I was on-line checking my e-mail before I had to head out I sometimes sign onto Yahoo Chat - now keep in mind I have the profile on Yahoo attached to this blog (and really only close friends and the people who read this blog know *that* Yahoo ID) and then I have another ID which I use for things like Yoga business stuff and 'dating'.
So I 'logged on' line under the 'dating' profile and there is an IM msg from someone letting me know that they think I have a nice profile. Past experience has taught me that I should not answer these without checking the other person out first but it was pretty innocuous and I thought OK...so I typed something to the effect of 'thanks I will have to check out your profile as well'
The next thing I know this guy starts IM-ing me (and just so you know a lot of time I am 'invisible' on line) - but he must have sensed I was on line since I had just answered his comments....so he starts off by asking me how I am - I reply OK - he then launches into this spiel about how he is a member of one of the tribes that is going to build the casino here in Cleveland (uhm yeah OK buddy) and to impress me even more he let's me know he did 'Yoga' with Billy Banks (of Tae Bo fame) - I have no idea why this guy thought I would be impressed with either of those supposed 'facts' - I am not - dropping names makes me feel kind of ill - I've met famous people too - I've hung out with them (like Bob Dylan - LOL - now THERE'S a NAME to drop) and frankly I don't care - I really don't - people are just people. Yes some are coller than others and for all I know Mr. Banks is a nice guy (and probably has a great Yoga butt to boot)...but...I DON'T CARE! This guy just kept trying to IM me so finally I had to put him on ignore. I felt bad - for about a nanosecond....then reality kicked in...I mean WHAT THE FUCK!!!
What IS the matter with you guys??????!!!!????? What makes you think women care about that stuff - especially if you look at *MY* profile - I get so much dating crap from lame-ass weirdos that I am really beginning to wonder if somehow the stuf I ACTUALLY posted for my dating profile is some secret code meaning the exact polar oppostie of what I said: 'I read, I like culture, I like intelligence and brains mean more to me than looks OR name-dropping'.
*sigh*
I need to have a couple of good dates in a row with somebody to clear all the cobwebs out....
This morning while I was on-line checking my e-mail before I had to head out I sometimes sign onto Yahoo Chat - now keep in mind I have the profile on Yahoo attached to this blog (and really only close friends and the people who read this blog know *that* Yahoo ID) and then I have another ID which I use for things like Yoga business stuff and 'dating'.
So I 'logged on' line under the 'dating' profile and there is an IM msg from someone letting me know that they think I have a nice profile. Past experience has taught me that I should not answer these without checking the other person out first but it was pretty innocuous and I thought OK...so I typed something to the effect of 'thanks I will have to check out your profile as well'
The next thing I know this guy starts IM-ing me (and just so you know a lot of time I am 'invisible' on line) - but he must have sensed I was on line since I had just answered his comments....so he starts off by asking me how I am - I reply OK - he then launches into this spiel about how he is a member of one of the tribes that is going to build the casino here in Cleveland (uhm yeah OK buddy) and to impress me even more he let's me know he did 'Yoga' with Billy Banks (of Tae Bo fame) - I have no idea why this guy thought I would be impressed with either of those supposed 'facts' - I am not - dropping names makes me feel kind of ill - I've met famous people too - I've hung out with them (like Bob Dylan - LOL - now THERE'S a NAME to drop) and frankly I don't care - I really don't - people are just people. Yes some are coller than others and for all I know Mr. Banks is a nice guy (and probably has a great Yoga butt to boot)...but...I DON'T CARE! This guy just kept trying to IM me so finally I had to put him on ignore. I felt bad - for about a nanosecond....then reality kicked in...I mean WHAT THE FUCK!!!
What IS the matter with you guys??????!!!!????? What makes you think women care about that stuff - especially if you look at *MY* profile - I get so much dating crap from lame-ass weirdos that I am really beginning to wonder if somehow the stuf I ACTUALLY posted for my dating profile is some secret code meaning the exact polar oppostie of what I said: 'I read, I like culture, I like intelligence and brains mean more to me than looks OR name-dropping'.
*sigh*
I need to have a couple of good dates in a row with somebody to clear all the cobwebs out....
posted by Colette at 4:40 PM
2 Comments:
Men are the greatest mystery known to mankind... pun intended! You should have just smirked and asked him how he felt about selling out to his people and giving his soul to a materialistic "white man's world"... I bet that would shut him up!! (Yes, I can be downright bitchy sometimes with morons online...)
I know what you mean though about people online, but at least people look at your profile!! I get people looking for sex. What part of "in a relationship" do they not see?? But men are men. Can't live with them, can't figure out where to bury the body so the police won't find it....
P.S. See? I do visit your blog... I just don't always comment! :-)
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