Quick observations and rant- it’s an ‘Andy Rooney’ annoying moment

I absolutely HATE it when people think it’s cool to have loud music playing in the background during their answering machine msg. No, I do not wish to be made to feel like I am in a Colt 45 Malt liquor commercial, nor a hip-hop DJ-till-you-can’t-stop-MTV-video. And stop telling me to have a ‘Blessed Day’ - fuck off OK….just answer your goddamned phone normally….like the rest of the world – if you want to be witty be witty but stop acting like P. Diddy, Whitney Houston, Eminem, and Oprah Winfrey…..

People who ride motorcycles:
Do you people have a hand book for this shit? OK it should be illegal to ride a motorcycle in flip flops and/or tennis shoes – wear boots you friggin’ pansies. I don’t care about the helmet so much (in fact in some cases, considering your lack of brain cells – helmet laws should be repealed). Oh and for the record – your little ‘rice burners’ don’t impress me – a Harley, or a Triumph - now *that* impresses me – but then THOSE guys don’t wear tennis shoes to ride bikes – they wear leather and boots,or jeans and boots.

The supermarket:
If you can’t read – you should not be allowed to self scan your purchase. Likewise if I am in line behind you and you have a cart load of shit to buy – is it too much too ask your lazy/rude ass to put the divider between our orders? I mean WTF – are you really that lazy and rude? I end up having to reach across your ENTIRE order to grab a divider while you stand there squawking away on your cell phone (yep I really want to know about your aunt Suzie’s surgery on her bunions) – or you just stand there oblivious…

Why are people so rude – don’t answer – it’s really rhetorical – there’s no real answer or excuse.