Woman torches house trying to kill spiders - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com
Woman torches house trying to kill spiders - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com
Per C2 another person who is in line for the yearly 'Darwin Awards' - C2 is trying to build a case about bizzare behaviour (just plain stupid acts), applying more to Germans (Other examples to follow below) - *I* nominate these people to be taught by that whale... ^_^
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Exhibit A:
Builder stole panties for work
A German builder admitted stealing hundreds of pairs of ladies' knickers because he likes to wear them for work.
Police arrested the 23-year-old for stealing pants from neighbours' washing lines after he was trapped by one of his victims.
Ingrid Volkmann, 53, had her hubby install a motion sensor under the washing line to catch the thief.
After he was arrested, the man reportedly told police: "I like wearing women's knickers to work but was too embarrassed to buy any myself, which is why I took my neighbours."
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Exhibit B:
Fell in love with 999 operator's voice
A German man was arrested after repeatedly dialling '999' after falling in love with the operator's voice.
Cops managed to track down Guenther Bergmann by following the line of telephone booths he used to make the calls.
Bergmann, 45, from Duesseldorf, who had been drinking, told police he couldn't help himself.
"The first time I called it was an accident, I just pressed the wrong buttons. But the operator had such a sexy voice that I lost control and had to keep ringing back. I think I'm in love with her," he said.
He now faces charges for wasting police time.
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Exhibit C:
Firemen wrecked driver's first car
German firemen have destroyed a teenage driver's first ever car after they mistook it for scrap and used it for practice.
The fire fighters from Hennef, near Bonn, spotted the teenager's pride and joy parked alongside a scrap yard they thought it had been dumped.
They set to with hydraulic scissors and axes to cut the roof and doors off to practise for freeing people from crashed cars.
But the car had only been parked and not dumped next to the junk yard.
The 19-year-old driver, who had just bought the car after passing his test, said he had not even driven it yet as he was waiting to renew the MOT.
Insurers for the fire service will now have to pay out damages to the young man.
Per C2 another person who is in line for the yearly 'Darwin Awards' - C2 is trying to build a case about bizzare behaviour (just plain stupid acts), applying more to Germans (Other examples to follow below) - *I* nominate these people to be taught by that whale... ^_^
*******
Exhibit A:
Builder stole panties for work
A German builder admitted stealing hundreds of pairs of ladies' knickers because he likes to wear them for work.
Police arrested the 23-year-old for stealing pants from neighbours' washing lines after he was trapped by one of his victims.
Ingrid Volkmann, 53, had her hubby install a motion sensor under the washing line to catch the thief.
After he was arrested, the man reportedly told police: "I like wearing women's knickers to work but was too embarrassed to buy any myself, which is why I took my neighbours."
******
Exhibit B:
Fell in love with 999 operator's voice
A German man was arrested after repeatedly dialling '999' after falling in love with the operator's voice.
Cops managed to track down Guenther Bergmann by following the line of telephone booths he used to make the calls.
Bergmann, 45, from Duesseldorf, who had been drinking, told police he couldn't help himself.
"The first time I called it was an accident, I just pressed the wrong buttons. But the operator had such a sexy voice that I lost control and had to keep ringing back. I think I'm in love with her," he said.
He now faces charges for wasting police time.
******
Exhibit C:
Firemen wrecked driver's first car
German firemen have destroyed a teenage driver's first ever car after they mistook it for scrap and used it for practice.
The fire fighters from Hennef, near Bonn, spotted the teenager's pride and joy parked alongside a scrap yard they thought it had been dumped.
They set to with hydraulic scissors and axes to cut the roof and doors off to practise for freeing people from crashed cars.
But the car had only been parked and not dumped next to the junk yard.
The 19-year-old driver, who had just bought the car after passing his test, said he had not even driven it yet as he was waiting to renew the MOT.
Insurers for the fire service will now have to pay out damages to the young man.
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