Stephen Colbert's commencement address at Knox College

2006 Commencement Address

(sent via C2 - hysterical)...yeah I meant to post this BEFORE all this stuff happened but it's still worth reading, albeit a bit long....


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Sadly (and I know it' s not about me, I keep telling myself this is NOT about me, me, me, me - blah-fucking-blah ad infinitum) - sadly, I just wanted to see him walk across that stage...I can't help it - somehow this is breaking my heart and I feel so lost and so bad for him and so at wits end - I can't even begin to verbalize it anymore...

OK so now I am crying - I have to go; and I am too tired (after a counseling session - that seemed like a tiny light at the end of a long tunnel but only IF (and it's a big if indeed) he'll cooperate and only IF (even bigger if) his dad will participate and at the rate things are going it's all just very doubtful and unlikely at this point) - too tired to finish up the carnival adventure/story...and frankly I don't even care all that much anymore...