More graffiti and an afternoon joke - both off colour

Last night at the spider during my 'in and outs' to the ladies room washing my hands after digging the goop out of my pumpkin - I was reading the graffiti the one that stuck with me:

"Herpes can be pasted without active lesions - A Nurse"

Next to it in big letters (after crossing out the word pasted) was written:

"The word IS passed! - An English Teacher"

The Joke:

A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says: 'Hey! Where'd you get that?' The frog says: 'Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them'

*ba da dum (drum roll)*

Be here all week

*evil grin*

^_^