Thursday, May 15, 2008

MSN Dating and Personals

MSN Dating and Personals

(Now for the men - and this lame-assed dude thinks 96% of men feel this way - hmmm well that certainly explains a hell of a lot)

#1 Hiking - he doesn't want to go hiking - really????

#2 Opera - so he's not cultured eh? (dump him)

#3 Travel - um...we spell it r*o*m*a*n*t*i*c

#4 Clothes shopping - depends on the man (c'mon guys say it with me Victoria's Secret {*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*})

#5 Relationship workshops - let's be honest mostly all of us don't necessarily want to go to these and if you have to go at the beginning of your dating experience well then I'd say it's time to find a different date.

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Ya know...

First off I am sick and tired of 'dating rules' and I am quite happy to be getting married because I can't imagine the extent of all the bullshit one has to keep straight these days in order TO date - refer to past blog posts about my wonderful dating career.

Let's offer up some alternative 'places' and test the mettle shall we:

#1 A strip joint - for either of the sexes...sure not for a first date but hey if there's going to be sex in your future, getting a little naughty and stripping (LOL pun intended) away some of the inhibitions isn't a bad idea is it? You may learn a thing or two....or,

#2 An adult store - reference back to alternative #1

#3 (This is dependent of course) A kid's birthday party - whether it's for his kids/your kids/nieces and nephews - might be a good way to see how they handle children (that is if that's important to you).

#4 Church - again this could be tricky and you may be an atheist to which there is not point then but if you are involved in a relationship and you want it to go somewhere you may want to explore your spiritual side.

#5 A Yoga class or an exercise class together - it's fun to sweat OUTSIDE of the sheets and no I am not saying this because I am a Yoga teacher - I think it's a way to have fun and learn about each other on different levels.

So there you go...some 'different' dating ideas to try out. Good luck and let me know how it turns out.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Erin Garlock said...

For the ladies,
If you're interested in dating the guy who wrote this article, you need your head examined. Do you really want to date a nancy-boy who's afraid of dirt and the outdoors and who's more interested in scoping out dancers than in doing something you're interested in?

For the guys,
If you're that afraid of the outdoors, you need to find some testosterone, or at least some manliness.

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