"Savage Love" by Dan Savage

Aside from the fact that I adore this man as an incredible columnist in the field of relationships, (even though he would not even remotely be interested in me as well a woman (romantically that is) - he was also on the latest edition of the Bill Maher show (another fav of mine) - but below is one of the many reasons I love his column (WARNING: CONTENT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE YOUNGER SET!!!!):

Oh, and apropos of nothing: Shaunti Feldhahn (www.shauntifeldhahn.com), "a conservative Christian author and speaker," recently wrote an op-ed touting conversion therapy for homosexuals. I speak for all gay people everywhere when I say that I'm sick to fucking death of listening to straight fundies yapping about how easy it is for other people to change their sexual orientations. Think it's easy, Shaunti? Prove it, bitch, by putting your twat where your mouth is. After you convert your skanky ass from hetero to homo, I will convert my skanky ass from homo to hetero. Give me a call when you're a carpet-munchin', vag-fistin' bulldyke—and bring the video, because I'm going to want proof—and I will give up ass-munchin', butt-fucking faggotry. Until then, shut your stupid fucking mouth.