*SNORTS*

"Dear C~

Your online resume recently caught my attention, and I was impressed with your qualifications and background. One of our clients needs to hire a Vice President of Strategic Marketing. I think you might have the skills and talent they are looking for and I would like to invite you to apply for the position.

The Vice President of Strategic Marketing is responsible for developing and executing the direction and business planning necessary to drive the growth of medical surgical systems. This position manages a small team of business development marketers responsible for marketing strategy development and oversees the integration of strategic marketing in the medical surgical business processes.

If becoming a Vice President of Strategic Marketing with our client interests you, please apply online. Just click on the link to be taken to the online application or copy and paste the link into your address bar."

(*mutters something incoherent about people being fucking assholes*)

Right - I am certainly qualified to be a VP of marketing....love it - spam job offers....

GRRRRRRR