The end is near
Or so a lot of people seem to think with the inauguration of President Bush. There is a country still divided over the fact that he WAS elected and over the WAY he is leading the country.
I don't like to be so negative over such things. My concern is rebounding from the damage he has caused and is going to cause.
On one of the bulletin boards I visit there was a list of things to do BEFORE the world ends (Acutally is was "Things to do BEFORE the inauguration" - but I am a day late/dollar short (typical of me ^_^) - Besides, I think most of you know I was writing something of a more personal and close to my heart nature.
Cheers,
Colette
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Some things to do before the Inaugural:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
20. Start your school day without a prayer.
21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
22. Learn French.
23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State
I don't like to be so negative over such things. My concern is rebounding from the damage he has caused and is going to cause.
On one of the bulletin boards I visit there was a list of things to do BEFORE the world ends (Acutally is was "Things to do BEFORE the inauguration" - but I am a day late/dollar short (typical of me ^_^) - Besides, I think most of you know I was writing something of a more personal and close to my heart nature.
Cheers,
Colette
**********************************************************
Some things to do before the Inaugural:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
9. Borrow books from library before they're banned - Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
14. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident".
15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
20. Start your school day without a prayer.
21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
22. Learn French.
23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State
3 Comments:
> inauguration
it couldnt be that bad. 4 years will just pass us by. then americans will have another oppurtunity to elect a new president. i would like to believe that bush is not an evil man. and that he has all done what hes done with good intent.
> learn french
moi aussi! je n'habite pas en un pays francophone. je viens de commencer, comme vous. its taking me a while. however, we are not helpless. this is a good place to start --> french.about.com .. bonne chance!
> abortion
i consider the being that grows within the womb, no matter on what prenatal development stage it is, as human.
no! not reagan! i'm glad that lying economy mismanager ahole is dead.
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