Yahoo! News - Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll Being Made

Yahoo! News - Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll Being Made

And speaking of Barbies, this was forwarded to me by my attorney (who actually has an outstanding sense of humour). This is more for the 'locals' of the NE Ohio area suburbs, however I am sure anyone in any other city can attest to seeing these types of 'Barbies' in their very own corresponding neighborhoods. ^ _^

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Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater Cleveland market:


Westlake Barbie:

This princess Barbie is sold only at Crocker Park. She comes with anassortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dognamed "Honey" and a "cookie cutter" $2,000,000 house. Available with orwithout tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
conjunction with "augmented" version


Parma Barbie:

This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.


Collinwood Barbie:

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Pontiac with dark tinted windows and a crack pipe. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills). Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.


Hunting (Wonderful) Valley Barbie:

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and "The Country Club" membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.


Brunswick Barbie:

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sized too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.


Beachwood Barbie:

This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available.


Elyria Barbie:

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of another Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.


University Circle Barbie:

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two University Circle Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


Glenville Barbie:

This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.


Lakewood Barbie/Ken:

This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap--on" parts.