“Let’s Give ‘Em Something to Talk About”

(Now listening to: "Let's Give 'Em Something to Talk About" - Bonnie Raitt)

Ya know...

People frighten me...

I am so abosofuckinlutely sick of gossip and negativity – seriously...

Not that long ago I report and unbeknownst to me I had not only set my wedding date (we DO kind of have a date but we are waiting on Erin’s annulment to come through), but I was having my reception at the Renaissance in Cleveland, OH (a 5 star hotel).

Yeah so the other day Erin came into where I work to be seen by a doctor – he was in my office, we went to get coffee together, he went to his appointment, then he came back up, when he left I walked him to the elevator and gave him a hug and a kiss goodbye. 3 friggin’ idiots from my office called the nurse I worked with to complain about this...

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

Do you people have lives? Better yet do you have work to do? If you don’t, I can give you some of my work to do for me...

I almost never have people visit me in my office, I don’t take breaks, I don’t take lunches, I don’t gossip about other people and I do my job to the best of my ability.

So while I was at the retirement party for one of our co-workers, imagine how pleased I was to be totally embarrassed in front of 25 people when the nurse I work with told me she was getting phone calls ‘ALL DAY’ about Erin being in my office. ALL DAY? Excuse me????

Now this morning I get in to be accosted by yet another co-worker asking me how my ‘new car’ was? Huh? New Car? Apparently I just went out and bought a Chevy Colbalt. I went off on this chick and told her how totally sick I was of all the gossip.

I mean I don’t get it – I am truly not that interesting a person – certainly not interesting enough to generate so much gossip.

Again, get a life people.