So...can I ask you something?
This is NOT a question for anyone I know (or at least have in my life already) – this is a question for you bozos out there who decide to ‘write’ to me – whether it is in the way of a ‘dating’ scenario or just deciding to ‘add me’ as one of your friggin’ IM buddies.
For those writing about ‘dating’ or ‘getting to know me as a friend’ – um yeah, ok right. Are you idiots???? Wait don’t answer….
You write to me, and you say you want to get to know me. ME. I am assuming, not some Barbie-doll, pin-up-girl fantasy that you couldn’t get even if you DID have a big penis and all the money in the world. ME. So… I write back to you and all of a sudden you freak. WHY? Because I ask you what you are reading??? Because I want to know about YOU??? Let’s get something straight. OK….*if* you write to me and you don’t REALLY want to get to know me – then don’t write to me. (There that was easy wasn’t it?) If I write back, asking you about your reading habits because boys, let me tell you right now, if you DON’T read, DON’T even bother writing to me, OK – and if it bothers you or unnerves you that I have the audacity to ask you IF you read – well then just tell me to go pound salt (or here's a novel concept - don't bother me to begin with!) – REALLY! I can take it! Especially if you mean nothing to ME to begin with. And while we are on that vein – do me one more favour, OK – have the balls to tell me if you no longer wish to correspond – I realize that you don’t OWE me anything – but isn’t there some kind of etiquette to this shit?
OK next question…..
Who the hell out there thinks that because I go by the ‘pen name’ of Colette and that I read her, Anais Nin, and other erotic writers that I am therefore into BDSM and ‘looking for a slave’?????? HUH???? EXCUSE ME???? Are you fucking retarded????
Wait…..don’t answer I will answer for you – YES a resounding yes! You are retarded! Go take your little, can’t-be-seen-even-under-a-high-powered, microscopic penis and put it in a vice and turn the volume up real high OK. There! That oughta satisfy your cravings. I mean PLEASE (and no I am not begging you because THAT might turn you nit-wits on too) – DO NOT add me to your IM/buddy list and then think I am going to engage in that type of conversation with you. Ain't gonna happen.
First of all if you DO see my Yahoo profile and you DO read my blog then you know that asking me about this shit is only going to anger me – there is absolutely nothing in my profile to suggest that I am into this crap, NOTHING. And if you are doing it to taunt me – well then paybacks are a bitch because I will figure out a way to report you for harassment and believe me I WILL make up something really heinous – so knock it off.
This does not happen often – but it does happen. I for one am sick of it – I simply can’t see how these people could be THAT confused – unless of course their blood is ONLY going to their penises and not their brains (questionable as to whether they even possess brains). And please don’t tell me my blog is causing you to think this of me because you are full of crap – and you know that.
Oh and by the way I don’t want to hear from any fetish idiots either – I am NOT KNOCKING what you do – not at all – carry on, with my full blessing (not that you need it) – but leave people alone who don’t belong to those Yahoo groups – I mean if we really want to join up with you, we will – no need to recruit – is there? Or if you want, I will be happy to give you the name and e-mail address of my ex-husband - you will definitely get further with him.
I know by putting myself out here – in the public light – as it were, that in some ways I am asking for this and I am going to update my profiles out there to perhaps head some of this stuff off – but seriously guys – if you are living in Seattle and I am living in Cleveland – even if I wanted to have you as my slave (which I don’t) – do you seriously think YOU are worth me flying to the West coast? And vice-versa? The answer here is no. I am sure you can find someone to play with in your own sandbox, kitty litter, whatever the hell you are into.
Thanks ever so much for letting me rant and have a nice day !
^_^
For those writing about ‘dating’ or ‘getting to know me as a friend’ – um yeah, ok right. Are you idiots???? Wait don’t answer….
You write to me, and you say you want to get to know me. ME. I am assuming, not some Barbie-doll, pin-up-girl fantasy that you couldn’t get even if you DID have a big penis and all the money in the world. ME. So… I write back to you and all of a sudden you freak. WHY? Because I ask you what you are reading??? Because I want to know about YOU??? Let’s get something straight. OK….*if* you write to me and you don’t REALLY want to get to know me – then don’t write to me. (There that was easy wasn’t it?) If I write back, asking you about your reading habits because boys, let me tell you right now, if you DON’T read, DON’T even bother writing to me, OK – and if it bothers you or unnerves you that I have the audacity to ask you IF you read – well then just tell me to go pound salt (or here's a novel concept - don't bother me to begin with!) – REALLY! I can take it! Especially if you mean nothing to ME to begin with. And while we are on that vein – do me one more favour, OK – have the balls to tell me if you no longer wish to correspond – I realize that you don’t OWE me anything – but isn’t there some kind of etiquette to this shit?
OK next question…..
Who the hell out there thinks that because I go by the ‘pen name’ of Colette and that I read her, Anais Nin, and other erotic writers that I am therefore into BDSM and ‘looking for a slave’?????? HUH???? EXCUSE ME???? Are you fucking retarded????
Wait…..don’t answer I will answer for you – YES a resounding yes! You are retarded! Go take your little, can’t-be-seen-even-under-a-high-powered, microscopic penis and put it in a vice and turn the volume up real high OK. There! That oughta satisfy your cravings. I mean PLEASE (and no I am not begging you because THAT might turn you nit-wits on too) – DO NOT add me to your IM/buddy list and then think I am going to engage in that type of conversation with you. Ain't gonna happen.
First of all if you DO see my Yahoo profile and you DO read my blog then you know that asking me about this shit is only going to anger me – there is absolutely nothing in my profile to suggest that I am into this crap, NOTHING. And if you are doing it to taunt me – well then paybacks are a bitch because I will figure out a way to report you for harassment and believe me I WILL make up something really heinous – so knock it off.
This does not happen often – but it does happen. I for one am sick of it – I simply can’t see how these people could be THAT confused – unless of course their blood is ONLY going to their penises and not their brains (questionable as to whether they even possess brains). And please don’t tell me my blog is causing you to think this of me because you are full of crap – and you know that.
Oh and by the way I don’t want to hear from any fetish idiots either – I am NOT KNOCKING what you do – not at all – carry on, with my full blessing (not that you need it) – but leave people alone who don’t belong to those Yahoo groups – I mean if we really want to join up with you, we will – no need to recruit – is there? Or if you want, I will be happy to give you the name and e-mail address of my ex-husband - you will definitely get further with him.
I know by putting myself out here – in the public light – as it were, that in some ways I am asking for this and I am going to update my profiles out there to perhaps head some of this stuff off – but seriously guys – if you are living in Seattle and I am living in Cleveland – even if I wanted to have you as my slave (which I don’t) – do you seriously think YOU are worth me flying to the West coast? And vice-versa? The answer here is no. I am sure you can find someone to play with in your own sandbox, kitty litter, whatever the hell you are into.
Thanks ever so much for letting me rant and have a nice day !
^_^
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