Utterly unbelievable
OK - so you all know I have been 'checking out' the personal ads and let me say - it's miserable out there.
I want to share something somebody sent me and my response:
"Your Yahoo personal ad piqued my interest. I am an unhappily married, white, professional, male, and I live northeast of xxxxxx. I work in electronic media and web stuff (BS potojournalism). I've been on the net since Al Gore invented it, but am pretty new to electronic relationships. So please be gentle. I'm 54 y/o, 6ft 1in, 225 lbs; addicted to working out; gray hair (many people say I look like Richard Gere, but I really don't think so). I'm very romantic, generous, and spontaneous, and would like the chance to pamper or spoil someone. I love to laugh, make people laugh, and can handle being laughed at. My interests are fairly typical, but I really like outdoor stuff: hiking, biking, tennis, and skiing. I have a short list of indoor activities that I like too. I have traveled fairly extensively, and still love to do so. I hope you don't find this too forward and that this enough for a start and to interest you. I'd be happy to send you a pic, but you can't attach a pic from this Yahoo site. So, please respond to xxxxx@hotmail.com so that I can send a picture. Hope to hear from you soon. And no, I'm not a surly Canadian; the name just refers to my big, black Newfoundland dog. Otherwise, I'm known as . . . XXXXX"
Here is my response:
"Dear XXXXX,
This is in response to your e-mail to my personal ad. I don't know what in God's name would prompt you to write to me thinking that I would be interested in seeing or providing ANY outlet for an unhappily married man - there is nothing in MY ad to indicate such. And while I applaud your honesty and while I don't know your situation or pretend to, perhaps if you find out what mine is you will understand the 'tone' of my response in full.
The ONLY reason I am even on here looking myself is because I am separated... and the ONLY reason I am separated to begin with is because my hubby decided HE was unhappily married too, and felt the need to see an 18 year old girl behind my back - and I got to find out about this through the wonders of the internet (a tool I now sort of despise Al Gore for); because he had a weblog devoted to his sexual feelings and desires about this young girl. He had been seeing her for 6 months when I found out. He is old enough to be her father.
So as far as I am concerned your unhappily married personage can go to hell. Sorry to be so blunt/honest and harsh but as far as I am concerned, you deserve this. I am saying this from the depths of my very soul and on behalf of all the other wives out there. (and if you really 'knew' me, you would know that I am actually a really decent person) however, either work it out with you wife or leave her. PERIOD. There is no room in my life for three people in what should be a romantic relationship between ONLY two (meaing you AND your wife - because she WOULD be there, XXXXX - maybe not for you in your cowardice but *I* would know) - there wasn't room in my marriage for such things either and that is why I kicked my husband out of our house and our marriage. Perhaps that makes me an non-understanding, cold bitch of a wife - well too friggin' bad - but then I am sure that is what people like you say to women they are trying to pick up, right? The ole' 'my wife doesn't understand me' crap.
What is it with people that think if they just do something with another woman/man it will make the shitty relationship they already seem to suck at even better - it's rhetorical - dont' feel the need to answer - I am just wondering out loud - perhaps if I apply to a univeristy for a grant they will let me study this phenomenon and I can get a doctorate.
If you wanna chase tail here on the Internet there are plenty of obliging sluts who will be happy to help. *I* am not one of them.
I'd wish you luck but I would not mean it.
Good bye"
I want to share something somebody sent me and my response:
"Your Yahoo personal ad piqued my interest. I am an unhappily married, white, professional, male, and I live northeast of xxxxxx. I work in electronic media and web stuff (BS potojournalism). I've been on the net since Al Gore invented it, but am pretty new to electronic relationships. So please be gentle. I'm 54 y/o, 6ft 1in, 225 lbs; addicted to working out; gray hair (many people say I look like Richard Gere, but I really don't think so). I'm very romantic, generous, and spontaneous, and would like the chance to pamper or spoil someone. I love to laugh, make people laugh, and can handle being laughed at. My interests are fairly typical, but I really like outdoor stuff: hiking, biking, tennis, and skiing. I have a short list of indoor activities that I like too. I have traveled fairly extensively, and still love to do so. I hope you don't find this too forward and that this enough for a start and to interest you. I'd be happy to send you a pic, but you can't attach a pic from this Yahoo site. So, please respond to xxxxx@hotmail.com so that I can send a picture. Hope to hear from you soon. And no, I'm not a surly Canadian; the name just refers to my big, black Newfoundland dog. Otherwise, I'm known as . . . XXXXX"
Here is my response:
"Dear XXXXX,
This is in response to your e-mail to my personal ad. I don't know what in God's name would prompt you to write to me thinking that I would be interested in seeing or providing ANY outlet for an unhappily married man - there is nothing in MY ad to indicate such. And while I applaud your honesty and while I don't know your situation or pretend to, perhaps if you find out what mine is you will understand the 'tone' of my response in full.
The ONLY reason I am even on here looking myself is because I am separated... and the ONLY reason I am separated to begin with is because my hubby decided HE was unhappily married too, and felt the need to see an 18 year old girl behind my back - and I got to find out about this through the wonders of the internet (a tool I now sort of despise Al Gore for); because he had a weblog devoted to his sexual feelings and desires about this young girl. He had been seeing her for 6 months when I found out. He is old enough to be her father.
So as far as I am concerned your unhappily married personage can go to hell. Sorry to be so blunt/honest and harsh but as far as I am concerned, you deserve this. I am saying this from the depths of my very soul and on behalf of all the other wives out there. (and if you really 'knew' me, you would know that I am actually a really decent person) however, either work it out with you wife or leave her. PERIOD. There is no room in my life for three people in what should be a romantic relationship between ONLY two (meaing you AND your wife - because she WOULD be there, XXXXX - maybe not for you in your cowardice but *I* would know) - there wasn't room in my marriage for such things either and that is why I kicked my husband out of our house and our marriage. Perhaps that makes me an non-understanding, cold bitch of a wife - well too friggin' bad - but then I am sure that is what people like you say to women they are trying to pick up, right? The ole' 'my wife doesn't understand me' crap.
What is it with people that think if they just do something with another woman/man it will make the shitty relationship they already seem to suck at even better - it's rhetorical - dont' feel the need to answer - I am just wondering out loud - perhaps if I apply to a univeristy for a grant they will let me study this phenomenon and I can get a doctorate.
If you wanna chase tail here on the Internet there are plenty of obliging sluts who will be happy to help. *I* am not one of them.
I'd wish you luck but I would not mean it.
Good bye"
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